Adam man in the hood

A fake name who in real life is a jerk and has no friends and no life and a hairline from a fast food chain

you are a Adam man in the hood

by TNT BOOMBER 7877 December 29, 2018

Arkansas Hooded Merganser

A sex position where a man places his ball sack over his sleeping partners eyes and blocks her vision. The man then screams "HOW BOUT THAT ARKANSAS HOODED MERGANSER" while blowing a duck call.

She was sleeping peacefully until I gave her the Arkansas Hooded Merganser with my balls in her face.

by AmishRakeFighter November 27, 2024

Hood Unicorn

A fat tweaker

I saw a hood unicorn smoking rocks under a bridge.

by MaoZe’sDong May 31, 2018

hood bankruptcy

Selling your cardano crypto currency because you need money to survive.

Omar El Souessy declared hood bankruptcy by selling his crypto.

by munde0 March 22, 2022

The Hooded Pork Sword

One's phallus which has a hood covering the slanty eye.

Jeremy you are a sneaky one, I'm sure I saw you revealing the hooded pork sword. One minute the hood was on the next it was off. Where you doing it to the beat of the Hokey Chokey? You put the hood on the hood off on off on off pull it all about.

by Ring pirate June 13, 2018

Dike-hood

Prepubescent realization of ones gay tendencies. Being a real big dike.

The level of dike-hood they possessed impresses me for being so young.

by Daren williams November 4, 2020

Hood Nigga Language

when a person speaks in a slang you don’t understand but it’s used by many people who use weapons, such as a glock -19.

person 1 “i’m block hugging rn”
person 2 “i don’t speak hood nigga”

person 1 “im on the end of the street, watching the cars that drive past so i can be aware of any funny business. AKA block hugging AKA hood nigga language.

by callmeluckii June 28, 2025