Desenya 

A fairly tall, pretty girl but she will be the most loving girl you will ever meet. If you even meet a Desenya never let them go, they will be the best person in your life, she will be your best friend

Boy: How is that girl so perfect?

Friend: That's because her name is Desenya

Desenya by Sohan3:) May 5, 2022

Dëschtel 

The biggest insult possible.
There is nothing that is worse than DËSCHTEL.

Alex: Sup guys.

Bryan: Oh god, it's Dëschtel, my day has been ruined.

Dëschtel by NyeseyN May 17, 2022

Destiny Pet 

A pet that finds you by sheer chance. Or you find them. Together living happily every after.
"One love, one heart, one destiny pet."
"It is not in the stars to hold our destiny pets but in ourselves."

I wasn't planning on getting a pet but I found a budgie in the park and he's lived with me ever since. He is a destiny pet.

Destiny Pet by FlorenceAlice June 28, 2022

DeSantiSimp 

An adjective describing a beta-level conservative who cannot look past any other option than Ron Desantis.

People this devoted to one person typically have no hope of ever thinking critically, and are referred to as simps in common English.

Sam: Bro fuck Trump he's running again for 2024! Why can't DeSantis just be President and all our problems will be solved!

Bob: Shut up DeSantiSimp.

DeSantiSimp by JeffarryLounder November 16, 2022

Desert Trash 

People that move to desert communities from places like LA in an attempt to find themselves. Typically they just sit around drinking, making crappy art and doing mushrooms all day.

This place used to be great until all the Desert Trash arrived.

Desert Trash by Moonbeam Lovechild January 6, 2023

Desk gremlin

A person in a school or workplace who gives the GOCKGOCK 3000 to a man during the class/meeting

Basically a blowjob by the books

“Briella is a great desk gremlin”

Desk gremlin by Mad nad 600 January 24, 2023

DeSantifesto

The New Book by Ron DeSantis, current Neo-Fascist ruler of DeSantisistan (formerly Florida) celebrating his frequent battles with a Cartoon Mouse, gay people and books that mention slavery. His new book is basically like Mein Kampf, but with Twinkies and Airconditioning.

Did you secure your copy of the DeSantifesto?

DeSantifesto by Sonicbo0mz February 20, 2023