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Stonehill College 

You'll be lucky if you're able to find a party on the weekend. Nonetheless, one with more girls than boys, even though Stonehill has 20% more girls than guys. 80% of the girls stay in on the weekends and play bingo or draw, and the ones that do go out don't like having a good time. RA's love walking into the middle of parties and breaking them up around 10-11 and if you don't leave Stonehill PD steps in. Academics have gone downhill, Professors are becoming less and less qualified. Save your $65k a year and head somewhere else.
Want to visit me at Stonehill College tonight?
Nah man I'd rather stay home and cook with my mom.
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