chode lumps

Chode lumps: Noun
Lumps or wrinkles on ones #chode

1. What are chode lumps?

2. Wrinkles or lumps on a short fat cock!

by LiterallyWords April 18, 2018

chode soaker

When it is so hot outside it soaks your chode.

Bring an extra pair of shorts Kyle, it's a chode soaker out there.

by Nick Housel August 17, 2017

Chode test

The chode test or procedure is:

Grab a tuna can
Stick dick in can
If dick touches the rims of the can and doesnt touch the bottom, you have a chode

Man, I took the chode test like you said. I won't say any more than that.
My dick didnt even touch the rims nor the bottom!

by Praker September 25, 2017

Chode

Enrico Cusimano

The Chode waddled.

by TheBeastFromTheMiddleEast September 27, 2017

Chode Molester

A person that has an affinity to chodes. Sometimes the chode-holder is unaware.

Person A: "YO Hendrik sucked three chodes last night."
Person B:"Damn, Hendrik is such a chode molester."

by KingSTiNX October 2, 2017

biggie chode

biggie chode a nickname given to an absolute legend for his mammoth chode as well as his BROAD personality.

“Where’s biggie chode” “probably doing something awesome”

by georgebush*911* November 22, 2017

Bloody Chode

The action of a chad proceeding to stick his fork in your corn dog and waving it in a figure 8 pattern. Often gets soaked in ketchup.

What the hell Ethan. You gave Dylan a bloody chode. Whats he gonna eat now.

by Lil munts December 20, 2017