Single-Child

A child, typically a fatherless teenager who doesn't have any siblings nor someone to cope with when they are down.

"u are single-child lol" Suck it kid
"U have no grills??"
"go away you stupid twat"
"Get lost, you single child"
"Bruh really your an only child?"
"You're alone"

by CDFDSF June 18, 2022

ocean child

Someone who loves and spends he’s/her time at the beach and near the ocean

I’m such an ocean child !

by anonymous June 22, 2022

middle child day

August 12- A day to appreciate the middle child in the family by them gifts, give them anything they want so they get a day to them selves.

Susan's favorite day is on August 12 because it's middle child day and she's a middle child.

by gymnastics4eva July 29, 2022

Wonder Child

A child who will kill god and rule everything with their pal.

Do not underestimate a Wonder Child, if you do.. the first thing they'll do when they die is kill god and rule the world.

Dead or not, they will find you and torture you like never have done before. Even if you have a kink, you will never enjoy this experience.

Madness: "Don't be sad when I die, because if I do.. I'm killing god."

Larry: "You are a such a wonder child."

Madness: "I know, do you wanna kill god together?"

Larry: "Gladly, let's also steal a few lollipops on the way."

by madno October 5, 2022

universal child care

When you are so broke, you allow ANY person to watch your child. Often at the behest of the State.

Luckily, My wife lined up some Universal Child Care from uncle Rick or else I would have missed golf today

by In the N October 12, 2022

Man Child

An immature adult male.

Hideki Kamiya is a "Man Child".

by Dfox44 October 16, 2022

Fatherless child

a fatherless child is someone who doesnt have a dad or who grow up with aka the dad or father went to the store to get some milk

Charlie: why dont i have a father
Mom: you mean why are you fatherless child
Charlie: yes
Mom: o yeah your father went to the store to get da milk

by Ezed69 October 28, 2022