you can't polish a turd
you can't polish a turd by esmith512 April 21, 2007
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Jet fuel can't melt through steel beams!
1. When you are arguing with someone who has a seemingly air-tight argument and you blow a load of philological wisdom into his argument.
2. any kind of come back.
3. A literary ejaculation
2. any kind of come back.
3. A literary ejaculation
Joe: 9/11 was clearly the work of Osama bin Laden (and proceeds to show you undeniable proof) Zack: Oh Yeah, well Jet fuel can't melt through steel beams!
Pat: WTF you ate all of my Nutella!
Asshole who ate his Nutella: WTF dude, Jet fuel can't melt through steel beams ergo I did not eat your Nutella
Chemistry teacher: Mr. Erickson will you please tell the class why covalent bonding is different than ionic bonding.
Andrew: Uh because Jet fuel can't melt through steel beams.
Pat: WTF you ate all of my Nutella!
Asshole who ate his Nutella: WTF dude, Jet fuel can't melt through steel beams ergo I did not eat your Nutella
Chemistry teacher: Mr. Erickson will you please tell the class why covalent bonding is different than ionic bonding.
Andrew: Uh because Jet fuel can't melt through steel beams.
Jet fuel can't melt through steel beams! by BigDickPic4u April 3, 2015
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I can do that in Tony Hawk.
A phrase used when you want to look awesome, but somebody just beat you to it. Refers to the game series "Tony Hawk's Pro Skater," where would-be real life impressive feats can be performed with a few button presses.
Dude 1: Man, that guy just did a 900.
Dude 2: I can do that in Tony Hawk.
or
Dude 1: Man, that guy can do the robot like a madman!
Dude 2: I can do that in Tony Hawk.
or
Dude 1: Dude, I just killed someone. I'm really freaking out.
Dude 2: I can do that in Tony Hawk.
Dude 2: I can do that in Tony Hawk.
or
Dude 1: Man, that guy can do the robot like a madman!
Dude 2: I can do that in Tony Hawk.
or
Dude 1: Dude, I just killed someone. I'm really freaking out.
Dude 2: I can do that in Tony Hawk.
I can do that in Tony Hawk. by bob mcboberson November 10, 2008
you can bet your biffy
Bob: "Hey Joe, wasn't that just the greatest movie that we just saw?" Joe: "You can bet your biffy that it was, Bob!"
you can bet your biffy by terra esoteric December 24, 2009
I can reveal
A cinematic elucidation, usually but not exclusively appended to the end of an answer.... Usually but not exclusively in retort to an important question.
''How many cans of Heineken did you get? Did you get Ice?'' ... ''Twenty-four and a shoulder of Smirnoff. No Ice, I can reveal.'' ...
I can reveal by Barry O'Brien May 17, 2013
playa can't play
Also can be written as playacantplay
When a player cannot play multiple people at the one time. Efficient time management and juggling skills are necessary to a achieve a 'player can play' status. Combining the skills required with an attractive poker face to deceive all involved in the games being played
When a player cannot play multiple people at the one time. Efficient time management and juggling skills are necessary to a achieve a 'player can play' status. Combining the skills required with an attractive poker face to deceive all involved in the games being played
Janey: Can you believe he has a girlfriend? But he has been with me every night? How did I not know this?
Sally: Well girl - obviously playa can't play otherwise he would of covered his tracks!
Sally: Well girl - obviously playa can't play otherwise he would of covered his tracks!
playa can't play by vcpr2013 July 27, 2013
Crunk can
A gasoline can (usually made of red plastic) used to store alcoholic beverages instead of gas. Useful for sneaking alcohol into venues/parties and getting crunk. Made popular in the early 2000's by the crunk music movement.