one eyed snake

A stumpy/long and usually fat or skinny pink, brown or yellow sausage shaped snake that throws up when excited, usually after stroking it. The 'one-eye' is actually its mouth from where it spunks out spunk like a monkey spunky kiss it in the funky area.

by Shaggy October 7, 2003

Snakes on a plane

The wierdest fvcking thing in a given universe with a worldwide appeal.

Example: "My page is the Snakes on a Plane of Myspaces."

by Ken Hanley September 9, 2006

The Snake The Cross The Crown

A fuckin' amazing band, they're like melodic emo shiz. Their EP was breathtaking but their new shit sucks.

Kid: Hey, have you heard The Snake The Cross The Crown?
Other kid: Yeah! The Contortionist is my favorite song!

by Cindo the ho. September 9, 2004

snake's gotta swim

I need to pee (used by a male)

"Excuse me. Snake's gotta swim."

by nikki January 13, 2007

gagging rattle snake

To force your cock down the throat and shake it like a rattle snake tail.

How did you lose your voice? My boy friend gave me the gagging rattle snake last night...

by all about low expectations January 17, 2010

Musky Snake Pit

Refers to Any sized group of (primarily men) typically 3 or more, having sex. They resemble a pit of musky snakes with their twitching cocks paired with the hissing sound they make. (Especially during Dp or Tp as the significant stretch on the sub/bottom makes the hissing louder)

“Hey Tod did you get the invite to that orgy too?”
“Ya! Im hoping to hop into a musky snake pit with some sexy hunks!”

by Kittymotheangry October 12, 2020

alabama trouser snake

What my dad calls his penis

"I'm fucking you back after 25 years with 9 inches of Alabama trouser snake"

by Brodie helmet July 3, 2023