short sprout

When someone's sprouting phase is short, causing them to be a small or short person.

Guy 1: your ugly

Guy 2: Chill out short sprout

by Wood3356 March 08, 2023

Short Sprout

When someone's sprouting phase ended short causing them to be little or small.

Guy 1: Bro im going to eat you

Guy 2: Chill out short sprout

by Wood3356 March 08, 2023

short shaft

Something women don’t have time for...
You try to have sex but you get rejected quicker then a Nigerian asks for water on a hot summer day!

I’d fuck your mom but she said I was a short shaft

by ShaversEdge June 19, 2018

short shaft

Something no girl wants...
Something girls say no to quicker then Nigerians wanting water on a hot day

I’d fuck your mom but she said I got a short shaft

by ShaversEdge June 19, 2018

Short bus kid

1. Retarded children or mentally disabled child

Specially abled? You call short bus kids specially abled? They’re just retarded!

by Typhoon suey May 30, 2024

shorting

A financial term for when you think you're smart, and then you get f'ed.

"I think this stonk is going to stop stonking. I'm shorting it. Inverse me, and see what happens" -- some guy on stockwits

"LOL" -- narrator

by Steven Van Meter August 11, 2023

Shorting

The acting of forgoing regular pants for short shorts.

Damn that guy is shorting.

by Frank Barnes January 31, 2021