2.999 me

a term of love

2.999 is less than three, when using the emoticon heart <3

I fucking hate you...

You know you 2.999 me

by CB0717 October 26, 2007

eat me

if you say someone would eat you it means that you highly like that person, and that if they were a cannibal i would let them eat me.

i would let dylan o'brien eat me.

by shiney77 October 1, 2018

Face Me

Used to tell someone to add you as a friend on Facebook.

Chris Usher: "I have a facebook, face me."

by DumbUsername March 28, 2010

For the life of me

An exclamation that is mostly used
to show annoyance, it can also be
used for bragging, or it can be used
to show authority.

1. I can not for the life of me find my cell

2. I will destroy you for the life of me

3. mother- James put the toys back or for the life of me you will never be aloud back outside

by eric_foreman1396 June 7, 2009

beer me

1. vi. An invitation to hand or throw the speaker a beer.
2. vt. An invitation to hand or throw the speaker an object.

1. I'm so getting wasted tonight. Beer me.
2. Hey, can you beer me that CD? My girlfriend's compiled an awesome mix.

by z-d May 11, 2007

Marry me

Usually in online communications, when one person says something very clever/funny at the same time to a person who was asking a stupid question. A third person may acknowledge the replier's effort by saying "Marry me!", effectively praising him/her on the cleverness of the reply.

OP: Do you like Justin Bieber?

Person 1: Yeah, I bet she has a tight vagina.

Person 2: @Person 1; MARRY ME!

by hugooguh February 3, 2013

woe-is-me

it comes from the Yiddish "oh vez mear". and in response to the 'woe-is-me'ing post, you're incorrect. woe is me is a commonly used phrase and although not grammatically sound, it is in the parlance of our times. No one would say "woe is i". sorry.

you are sitting with your friends and have a self-realization that "these are my friends, wow!". you then would exclaim, with your hands cursing the sky "oh vez mear!" or "woe-is-me"

by ohvezmear March 14, 2008