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moist shit

a fresh batch of dog shitthat comes from a human, (its true)
damn it! i just had a moist shit in my pants.
by Mic August 5, 2004
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Shit Wreck

A turd that sticks to the toilet bowl and won’t flush.
Bob left a shit wreck in my toilet
by Dogegoldenfl November 28, 2025
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dumb shit

In other words, a Sebastian.
Stop doing dumb shit, and get to work.
by Mr. TakeYourGirl September 8, 2019
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Little Shit

Either of two things:
1. A little piece of poo, like a dingleberry, that hangs from your ass and won't come off, no matter how many times you wipe. Usually ends up getting smudged half way up your back.

2. A little annoying kid that won't stop being annoying no matter how hard you try to stop them.
'Oh no!'

'What?'

'That little shit is now smudged half way up my back! Could you make your self useful and grab the scraper.'
by abc chicken August 10, 2025
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Shit gooning

Gooning or masterbating to yourself taking a shit in front of a mirror. Usually on a toilet with a body mirror placed in front of the person who is doing the action, in some cases, Restroom items such as TP, plungers, soap bars, and cleaners are used for self pleasure during the poop manifesting. The uses for these items could be making a chain out of TP and using it in erotic asphyxiation, This is the act of depriving one of oxygen in order to increase sexual drive. Another use is seeing how much soap bars could go up after the pooping, Yet again, a plunger and cleaner are both perfect restroom items that may be used as a penetrator
Cooper: Why is there a mirror in the bathroom?

Chad: Have you never tried shit gooning?
by Rylanram88 February 18, 2025
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One Shit Wonder

The act of someone taking such a massive shit that they don't feel the urge to go within another week. Usually, after someone pulls a one shit wonder, they feel very light-headed. It is also very common to occur during the nighttime.
"Why haven't you been going to the bathroom lately, son?"

"Last Tuesday I had a One Shit Wonder."

"Oh, I thought that was your father poopsterbating"
by Droidxl May 11, 2014
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The Buffalo shits

The shit you take after eating at Buffalo Wild Wings
BRO #1:Bro next time we watch the game how about we go somewhere else.
BRO #2: why?
BRO #1: because eating all those wings gave me the buffalo shits
by half life hacker May 26, 2015
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