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Dark simp

A man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women, but using manipulative tactics in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table.
He's using his dead grandma as an excuse to get this girl's attention. He's a dark Simp.

I'm dark simping this girl by making her feel bad for me.
by ThedutchTpro April 24, 2020
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DARK DOG ORGANIC

Dark Dog Organic offers refreshing energy drinks that will help you to achieve healthier lifestyle. Their entire product range with different flavors is certified by the USDA and verified by the Non-GMO Project and made from the best organic ingredients.
Dark Dog Organic has created the concept of healthy organic energy drinks especially for health-conscious individuals who are leading busy lifestyles. Their energy drinks are made from natural sources like organic Guarana, organic Yerba Mate, organic green tea, and coffee beans. The natural caffeine used in the drinks increase the mental clarity for a longer period of time. These energy drinks provide nutritional value to your body without compromising with the quality and taste.
by darkdogorganic123 December 17, 2018
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Dark

Let me get some of that dark.
by LegionAK March 17, 2020
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dark-haired fem

A queer woman with dark hair who will look like an Angel but completely mess with your mind
She won’t stop falling for dark-haired fems even though it never ends well
by Queeeeeeeeeeer October 29, 2023
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Little Dark Age

Little dark age is a song made by the band MGMT which is about the current political climate of Trump's America
"Little Dark Age is used alot"
by TheUrbanCrafter August 18, 2023
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The Dark Lord

A stick figure created by Alan Becker to defeat The Chosen One. He got killed by The Second Coming. He's a really poggers guy and even has Twitter. His handle is @BandsOfVirus. Plus he's sexy too.
Gerald (based guy): Ya'll know who The Dark Lord is? I follow him on Twitter and so should you!

Jonny Silverdick (not based): No
by TheDarkLordLol March 8, 2021
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Dark winter

What might happen if gas prices aren't brought under control soon
To avoid a dark winter remove china and Russia from the un security council, permanently. And voila start producing more energy.
by Sexydimma June 27, 2022
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