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One Mind Stand

Something that completely fucks your mind until you think about it and it suddenly makes sense.

Bob: That flaming Russian Porcumime made no sense.

Rob: Tell me about it.

Bob: But after some thought, I think I get it.

Rob: Total one mind stand.

by C.O.B. December 7, 2011

[google] mind

Noun; An intelligent mind that can recall specific things from the past. Someone that remembers all facts from the past.

Dave's google mind remembered the formula to convert specific gravity to platos, then he listed the standard operating procedure for the centrifuge, all from memory.

by reveredman January 21, 2012

Abstract Mind.

Sam Book.

"hey Sam, can I have help with this problem?"
"Of course, I mean I have an abstract mind."

by kfnkdnv October 21, 2013

Jedi Mind Click

Buying something online that you can't, or don't want to explain.

I didn't mean to buy all that porn. Someone must have performed a Jedi mind click on me.

by RenGVL December 28, 2014

Healthy Mind

A hot person is running through your mind.

I know I have a healthy mind.

by Nonto shukku February 29, 2016

Manufactured Mind

Mainstream media cookie cutter square 2D mold of one another.

The manufactured mind is prone to judgement of others for what they say instead of what they do.

by Snow Pea - Digit El Poal S.Sa October 13, 2016