I'll go home 

A popular phrase Shane Dawson uses

*makes a really bad joke that makes you want to kill yourself then slowly zooms in camera on face*

"............. I'll go home"

I'll go home by Idek.org February 27, 2017

I have issues

The first step towards recovery.

Guy A: "Man, I keep filming my little sister while she's sleeping... I have issues."
Guy B: No shit.

I have issues by Psycho_Panda May 24, 2008

I'll get right on that 

a saying, usually sarcastic when a someone says you should do something that you think is dumb or don't want to do

Jared: You should go bake me a cake
Dylan: (sarcastically)...Yeah, i'll get right on that.

I'll get right on that by powaz777 December 20, 2008

I'd Like to solve the puzzle 

A famous line from the hit show Wheel of Fortune and South Park.

Randy: I'd like to solve the puzzle

Pat Sajak: Go ahead Mr. Marsh

Randy: NIGGERS

I'd Like to solve the puzzle by Dumb ass from Michigan January 8, 2022

I ain't gettin' on no plane

Catchphrase by the ever polite BA Baracus (Mr T). Due to a fear of flying, he was always reluctant to fly.

BA Baracus: "I ain't gettin' on no plane, Hannibal"

Hannibal: "We're not flying anywhere."

BA Baracus: "If he be flyin', we be dyin;"

Hannibal: "Drink your milk, BA."

I ain't gettin' on no plane by GrouchoMarxist22 April 12, 2007

i could care less 

an expression that idiots use when they don't care about something or have no interest in something. what they really mean is "i couldn't care less"

john: this video game is so good. i could play it forever
jim: i could care less. i hate video games.
john: wait, so you could care less.... that means that you care somewhat. you mean "i couldn't care less"?
jim: what? no. i don't give a shit about your dumb video game.
john: you're a fucking retard.

i could care less by zach the sach July 31, 2008

I told you I was hardcore 

The last words typed by Brandon Veda, a young man who committed suicide by drug and medication overdose, live on webcam while he conversed with people on IRC who encouraged him.

If you OD on drugs while on IRC with people who didn't think you'd do it, say "I told you I was hardcore" to prove your toughness. Then die.

I told you I was hardcore by andrew October 2, 2005