Be A Goat
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scottish mountain goat
Girlfriend: hey wana meet at a motel ;)
Boyfriend: a blowjob would be nice;)
Girlfriend: Ya a Scottish Mountain goat does sound soo good right now
Boyfriend: a blowjob would be nice;)
Girlfriend: Ya a Scottish Mountain goat does sound soo good right now
scottish mountain goat by pocketsqwerty June 20, 2009
Escape Goat
The lame, and probably fake excuse that someone comes up with to get the hell out of a relationship (or a relationshit).
Jack didn't know how to end his relationship with Carol, so he used the fact that they went to different schools as an Escape Goat
Matt - "Dude, you're finally single again?"
Richard - "Hell yea bro, I told Megan that I'm too busy at work and I couldn't handle the relationship."
Matt - "Nice Escape Goat!"
Matt - "Dude, you're finally single again?"
Richard - "Hell yea bro, I told Megan that I'm too busy at work and I couldn't handle the relationship."
Matt - "Nice Escape Goat!"
Escape Goat by Majdnoon October 25, 2011
the goat
Why do some people still worship the goat? Easy answer, they haven't met Jesus yet. Good news, the goat will soon be gone and Chfist will rule all the Earth!
the goat by sum.fukn.dude March 1, 2022
Three Headed Goat
“Bro I got the three headed goat treatment 😏”
“Stop lying bruh”
“Your the first dude this year😏can you Johnny and Tyler give me it 😏”
“Stop lying bruh”
“Your the first dude this year😏can you Johnny and Tyler give me it 😏”
Three Headed Goat by Imma 3 headed goat😏 November 19, 2020
OG Throat Goat
As his legs shook from lack of control and his fist clenched together, he then realized bribri_rosee was the OG throat goat.
OG Throat Goat by Dstand August 14, 2021