the dogs bollocks

a colloquial term, used mainly in england. bollocks being bad, dogs bollocks meaning good.

bollocks, my nose is bleeding.

that punch was the dogs bollocks.

by purefuckinbrit September 28, 2005

shagging the dog

The ability to drag the hours out of work given,Normaly by stereo-typical short,fat,red faced(not through embaressment) bald blokes.

this blokes been shagging the dog is taking 10 hours to do a 5 hour job

by eyes in the skys May 13, 2006

mad dog

Slang term for Mogen David wine, especially the fortified-wine MD 20/20 variety. The MD stands for Mogen David. It was shortened to MD for their line of bum wines to differentiate between their more respectable (if no less nasty) line of kosher wines.

Contrary to popular myth, there has never been a wine sold under the name Mad Dog.

Got me some Mad Dog last night and got fucked up.

There's a new flavor of Mad Dog called Buck Bunny and it's licorice! Nasty!

Red Grape Mad Dog is 18% alcohol.

by Dr. Badwrench June 16, 2007

Guard Dogs

1: A girl's friends, who almost always make it uncomfortable to be around the girl you want to talk to. All girls have them, and they are a problem for most guys.

2: Dogs, usually Rottweilers or German Shepherds, used to guard prisons and other high security buildings.

"Hey, Terry, you should go talk to Maria"

"No way JT, she's got guard dogs like hell!"

"I'm almost out of jail! OH SH*T! I forgot about the guard dogs!"

by Phenomenal1 April 20, 2010

She-dog

She-dog is an old southern expression used to infer a particular woman is like a female dog - and will "do it" with practically any male that comes along. (i.e., a slut).

Usage: I don't know how John Mike can trust any of those young-uns are his, that wife of his ain't nuthin' but an old she-dog.

by BearLite July 30, 2013

Dog's Egg

Noun
Faeces, a dump, a poo

Laid a fresh batch of dog's eggs this morning

by Big Jim December 20, 2003

Dog-A-Thon

An extended Dog eating rampage usually triggered by UCRA, a disease which makes the host crave exssesive amounts of dog meat.


Tim Burton has this disease, and has eaten several dogs, in these rampages he nicknamed "dogathons".

Holy shit! Tim Burton just devvoured that dog whole! It must be a Dog-A-Thon!

by Cheesebadger December 26, 2004