Carpet bombing

Jizzing on to a girls bush

Dude, so last night I hooked up with Carla and it was total carpet bombing.

by Peanutbutter spread June 4, 2018

Carpenter’s dozen

A collection of sixteen of something

The hardware store sells a box of nails by the carpenter’s dozen.

by Joe Hardwick June 7, 2018

Carpet muncher

A women who is attracted to another women

Maddison you’re such a carpet muncher

by Will_rice June 19, 2018

Carpet Pizza

A large round spot on a carpet resembling a pizza. Usually found while cleaning up the morning after a raging party. Most often the result of a really voluminous hork after after eating and having one too many.

Guy 1 “Dude, who ordered the pizza?”
Guy 2 “Look closer, it’s not a regular pizza, it’s a carpet pizza”
Guy 1 “Dude, that’s nasty!”
Guy 2 “Put a rug over it, no one will notice.”

by Tannasgh May 7, 2018

Carpet/carpetBurn

Where your girl has a bush so thick it gives u carpet butn

Dave:yo heard u banged lottie

Jack:yah it was good fun but i got mad carpet/carpetburn

by Michael ssalg March 5, 2018

Caperephobia

A fear of being chased by someone or something. Caperephobia comes from the Latin word ‘Capere’ which means “to take” and also the Greek word ‘Phobic’ which means “scared of”.

Can we please not play tag? I have Caperephobia.

by E. Jayla May 10, 2018

Capering

Accidentally getting a boner

“Ew - what the hell are you doing?”

“Shit I’m Capering!”

by Victorish Seal Mousse May 13, 2018