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Carpet bombing

Dude, so last night I hooked up with Carla and it was total carpet bombing.
by Peanutbutter spread June 4, 2018
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Carpenter’s dozen

The hardware store sells a box of nails by the carpenter’s dozen.
by Joe Hardwick June 7, 2018
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Carpet muncher

A women who is attracted to another women
Maddison you’re such a carpet muncher
by Will_rice June 19, 2018
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Carpet Pizza

A large round spot on a carpet resembling a pizza. Usually found while cleaning up the morning after a raging party. Most often the result of a really voluminous hork after after eating and having one too many.
Guy 1 “Dude, who ordered the pizza?”
Guy 2 “Look closer, it’s not a regular pizza, it’s a carpet pizza”
Guy 1 “Dude, that’s nasty!”
Guy 2 “Put a rug over it, no one will notice.”
by Tannasgh May 7, 2018
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Carpet/carpetBurn

Where your girl has a bush so thick it gives u carpet butn
Dave:yo heard u banged lottie

Jack:yah it was good fun but i got mad carpet/carpetburn
by Michael ssalg March 5, 2018
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Caperephobia

A fear of being chased by someone or something. Caperephobia comes from the Latin word ‘Capere’ which means “to take” and also the Greek word ‘Phobic’ which means “scared of”.
Can we please not play tag? I have Caperephobia.
by E. Jayla May 10, 2018
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Capering

“Ew - what the hell are you doing?”

Shit I’m Capering!”
by Victorish Seal Mousse May 13, 2018
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