Attack Child

A malicious minor that jumps through small openings to attack executives. Bane of Greg.

"Uh...and a person can fit through there, a person can definitely fit through that window - a small person, an attack child"

by DefinitelyJoking June 2, 2023

Dog Face Child

Some Dude named Robert says this in 2021 and he says “You” is the definition when asked.

You’re a dog face child.

by STONERDUCKYPEEP August 21, 2024

Asian Child

All Book smart, No Street Smarts.

He is such a Asian child.

by Stelocify May 18, 2021

Child Birth

Sexually transmitted ugliness

Its not being ugly, It's just Child Birth

by ElementalStorm97 October 4, 2018

Child play

When you role-play your children during sex with your spouse

"We love to dress up as clowns and fuck each other's brain out while laughing hysterically. What kinda stuff are you guys into?"
"We're really into child play. We have eight children so it never gets old."

by Afinted November 4, 2022

Duck child

When you mate with a duck it comes a duck child

DatDuck child is so deformed

by Loliolysser February 8, 2020

Star Child

The main protagonist in the P-Funk Mythology. Protector of the Pleasure Principle and representative of Funkentelechy.

Star Child will shoot the bop gun at Sir Nose D Voidoffunk to make him dance!

by RadicalRatisRad April 18, 2021