Ass Kerplunk 

When you fill your ass with ball bearings, and then your friends, or work colleagues if your in the office take turns to kidney punch you. For every ball that comes out you get a point, person with the most points wins. If a follow through occurs, the game is re-started.

Anyone for ass kerplunk, i got some malteasers left over from christmas...

Ass Kerplunk by Greg 'Ol', Bailey January 24, 2008

Ass Tax 

The price levied upon a girlfriend/boyfriend with whom you share a dwelling but which he/she pays no bills.

Tom: "So does Shirley at least pay for the cable?"
Brian: "No...but I levied an ass tax last month."

Ass Tax by oberd September 25, 2008

Ass Daps 

The act of one individual applying a light punching motion upon a butt plug to another individual, thus resembling the motion of one person giving "respect knuckles" ("Daps")!!

Erik gave his butt-boy Christian ass daps while in the midst of passionate foreplay!!

Ass Daps by RNJDC March 22, 2009

Ass Soldier 

A person who loves engaging in rim jobs.

Jarrod Michael Palmer is a total Ass soldier.

Ass Soldier by Yomomma232 October 12, 2009

Ass Halo 

The impression the toilet seat leaves on one's ass after sitting for an extended period of time.

I sat on the can playing Tetris for so long that I have an ass halo.

Ass Halo by The Wicked Chica May 12, 2010

Ass labia 

A single flap found at the anus. Can be used to simulate a vagina. Commonly found in Brazil.

That Brazilian has flawless ass labia, made me forget she was a tranny.

Zoraida is going in for surgery tomorrow to get her ass labia removed.

Ass labia by Standin69 July 7, 2010

Ass Comics 

A lower back tattoo, a tramp stamp, etc.

Me: Hey, Tim, aren't you tired of banging the same Old Lady all the time?

Tim: Nah, if I get bored, I flip her over and read the ass comics.

Ass Comics by ML415 December 14, 2010