Gurt N' Skrrt

When you do a little stroking and ya yogurt splats on the road and a car does a burn out over it.

Jim Slim just did a Gurt N' Skrrt before the street race began.

by K.Booty January 7, 2020

Dine N' Dash

Dine N' Dash is an online reservation system in North America, it lets you preorder your meal and reserve a table at select restaurants.
Dinendash.ca

Im hungry and dont have time to waste, time to book a dine n' dash

by Timz123 October 9, 2013

N......What was dat?

When faced with a barrage of word plays based around their name, the receiver of a phone call may get thrown off by one that has a slightly rude or offensive word within it.

This leads to a rhythm of questions and nonchalant denials, broken by a sudden interest in the conversation, usually requiring the receiver to cut them self off mid sentence to question the caller.

A glass of milk?
No, no
A well weighed gram?
No, never heard of that one
A patchwork quilt?
Is all greek to me
A farting spadge?
N......What was dat?

by Cwips II October 6, 2010

sam-n-dan

An utterly irresistible and very rare creature. Features of the sam-n-dan include gorgeous locks of blonde curly hair, a beautiful smile, fabulous outfits, expensive taste and killer charm. Favourite foods include chocolate, gummy candy and cosmopolitans. This creature, spotted on very rare occasions, has been known to bite unattractive/rude men so is it suggested that only charming, handsome men approach it, preferably offering it flowers or a night on the town. If you have the chance to see or spend time with the sam-n-dan you will no doubt forget it...consider yourself lucky!

"look over there! oh my god its a sam-n-dan, hurry get the camera!"

by hotty mcscotty May 22, 2008

Vax n' Wax

After getting vaccinated you purge the forest from the land so you can finally hit up the old bootycalls.

What are you doing Friday?

Vax n' wax.

Tell John I said hi!

by GroceryClerk April 13, 2021

Rub-n-plop

For use on difficult or reluctant turds that hesitate to come out, but whose presence can be felt in the lower abdomen. One can rub their guts, pressing inwards working the deuce downward until the immediate urge to shit hits.

Got something wicked left over from those tacos last night that just won't leave, should probably try a lil rub-n-plop

by CholulaJew December 10, 2013

Milfs n dilf

A group of dumb asses that like to have fun and go to party’s. You can often find them drinking mcgillicuddys, twisted teas, or budwiser. Often times they are setting them selfs on fire, fighting trees, cutting down trees, getting attacked by bees, or doing reckless things it the woods.

Guy 1: yo what are you doing Friday night.

Guy 2: oh I’m going to a fire and hanging out with the milfs n dilfs and getting lit.

by Dutton September 28, 2018