TurtleNeckEmo

A visual representation of the phrase “Pick Me”

‘’Hey didn’t that chick get MeToo’d by that Tiktoker TurtleNeckEmo?”

“Nah bro it couldn’t have been him, he has his pronouns in his bio”

by MarcoPol0 August 12, 2021

turtle neck

grabbing the males crutch from behind and pulling it towards you.

my best mate was getting harrased by this guy so i got up behind him and gave him a turtle neck

by steggles January 18, 2009

snapping turtle

When having to deficate really bad, have your lover press their tongue between your butt cheeks, then trying to see how many times you can release and pull in the turd before pinching it off in their mouth.

Last night i snapped my turtle 11 times before i pinched it off in tiffany's mouth.

Greg: i just got dumped by my girl
Tony: what for?
Greg: i accidentally played the snapping turtle game when i had diarrhea, i totally shat all over her face.
Tony: That sucks a fat one dude.

by Saxon McCormick April 16, 2008

X-Turtle

Immaculate. The most bout-it bitch ever. Never fu'in rep'd in a card game. Unstopable. Rapes his arch-nemesis Lil' G. in the face on a daily basis. Watches over the household when you are away.
His name is synonymous with everything good in the universe.

Also known as "Nigga X."

{In a heated contest} "Dude, the 'pute just play Dragonfly... Bring out Nigga X!"

by Pize October 19, 2004

Turtle Neck

a loser, someone you dont like or cant stand. Someone who is an idiot, douche bag, or complete tool. Someone who is also really goofy-looking and useless.

"Hey Chris, look theres Matt, he's such a turtle neck!"

by Bryn4B January 18, 2009

turtle balls syndrome

turtle balls syndrome aka T.B. syndrome
T.B syndrome is when your dick shrivles into
small baby shit mess. Often girls look at this
as a fuckin disgrace to man kind. You get this when
you lick a turle anas when inserting your cock into its mouth
while sayin,"i'm a dirty turtle fucker"

Brittany:let me see your penis
Ryan:alright
(Ryan pulls down pants)
Brittany: what the hell is that!! its like a damn green bean...
Ryan:it aint my fault i had to much fun wit turtles i got turtle balls syndrome

by slim dick May 22, 2006

Turtle Kiss

Turtle Kiss - Noun - A Tutle kiss is when a male or female is giving a male a blow job, and the male ejaculates in his partner's mouth, Then the partner holds it there while the male throws up but keeps it inside his mouth, the the two proceed to make out

His mom gave me a wicked turtle kiss last night

by Eric September 16, 2004