Peter Stain

When precum leaks out of the tip and leaves a wet dot on your trousers.

After that lap dance, I could see Mark's peter stain from across the room.

by Neener Shent February 18, 2015

peter holmes

A 100mph guy that doesn't know his arse from his elbow, or how to make a coffee

"Joey Essex was once a Peter Holmes ... "

by green deal UK November 6, 2014

petercasm

The action of nodding head, over exaggerating words sarcastically in the tone of a black urban lady's voice.

Peter was born with Petercasm and using phases like "Mmmmmmhhhhhhh 'cuz he's good!" "Naaaaaahhhhhhhh"

by Mamafufu March 23, 2016

Peter Parker

A nickname for a vagina

Wow, i bet that peter parker parks a lot of peters

by Theurbanscholar June 2, 2016

Peternickel

A short fat penis usually the size of a nickel in width and about as long as a baby cucumber or baby carrot.

Sally: James had a Peternickel, it was so nasty.
Tori: Ew..

by SeanDiesel26 July 11, 2016

Peter Sutcliffe

A villain in the book "Sweet Balls of Jesus! What is goin' on er'!" He uses snowballs to vandalize Buckingham Palace before the rugged, middle-aged hero Lawrence Swanson discovers his evil plot to mildly annoy Queen Victoria for all eternity.

Lad 1: I was just reading "Sweet Balls of Jesus! What is goin' on er'!" lately. What do you think of the villain, Peter Sutcliffe?
Lad 2: Oh, he's an absolute monster! Giving the Queen nightmares like that!

by Liberal Lady Ann November 5, 2016

Peter

Someone who stabs his friends in the back and his motto is hoes before bros. In general they are only in it for the ladies.

That guy did a Peter on me, I though we were gonna hang out, but he is all about hoes before bros.

by dankmoim November 19, 2016