panic pack rat peter

overwhelmed by the simplest of tasks and not too smooth with the ladies......

exwife is a mudshark

by Anonymous July 16, 2003

bare-backing-back-packing

To go on an adventurous trip into the wild with a minimal of tools. Both literary and metaforicly.

Will: Let`s head over into that patch of brambles! and take off your shirt and pants, we`re going bare-backing-back-packing.

Barry: I`ll bring the flashlight!

by rangourthaman July 6, 2009

basic white girl starter pack

It includes: PINK shirts, Starbucks, ugs, those white adidas shoes, leggings, yoga pants, the newest iPhone, snap chat, instagram, and ever other social media app you can get.

Boy: Hay what do you want for your birthday?
Girl: I really want the basic white girl starter pack!
Boy: but doesn't every girl have that?
Girl: uhhh duh

by Doofenshmirtz October 6, 2017

pack your own chute

Follows a deep tradition of "laying pipe" with questionable ladies. It invoves the task of putting a condom on yourself so its done right.

Dude, shes like the village bicycle... everybodys had a ride! I hope you pack your own chute!

by bakonbits September 23, 2010

Triple double snack pack

3 some, anything of a quantity of 3

I heard that Carl did the triple double snack pack with Jenna and Lisa last night!

by mongoloid February 12, 2020

skaddle-pack your own waffles

Slang term used out of drunken rage to express ones dissatisfaction with a particular situation. Can be used interchangeably with the phrase "Go fuck yourself" and is often used to quit ones job.

Employer: "You were supposed to be in at 9:30, are you coming?'
Employee: "Pft. No, you can go fucking skaddle-pack your own waffles."

by HerpDerp2020 December 5, 2011

Pooper Pack`n Papa

A male who enjoys the pleasantry of buggery with other males.

Hey little man, I`m a Pooper Pack`n Papa and I am ready to fuck that Fudge.

by Randy Vanasse December 17, 2003