package anxiety 

When you know a package is coming for you, and you can't wait, and you start going crazy, and god for bid it doesn't come.

I am expecting an iPod Touch, and I almost died of package anxiety

package anxiety by MuffinFlavored October 1, 2007

complete package 

1. A literal reference to a packaged good that has all of its parts, all the necessary criteria fulfilled, etc.

2. As slang, a reference to a woman or man who has all the traits that one would desire in a romantic or sexual partner.

3. Less frequently, a reference to a product, like a car, computer program, or almost any other product that has all the desired traits of that given product.

Frequently used as "the complete package".

1. This kit is not lacking any parts, it's the complete package. The package you are purchasing today is complete.

2. Sarah is the complete package; she's intelligent, with a beautiful face, sexy body, and a great personality.

3. Michael's new Mercedes is endowed with a powerful engine, a high crash-test rating, amazing handling, and a luxurious interior. His car is the complete package.

complete package by nom de plume1 July 13, 2009

Packing 

Packing, also known as roasting, is a game where two or more people strangely roast each other in a voice call for entertainment with loud or low microphones. Points are given by judges or votes of the audience. The funniest jokes will determine how you're scored by the judges and the audience. Packing usually takes place on discord.

Key tips for winning a packing match
1. Last until the packing session is over
2. Pack until the other opponent leaves
3. Entertain the judges or the audience more than the opponent did (Funny Jokes)

Thizzkid: "Hey are you in that packing discord server named Thizz?"
Leg: "Yeah Marski and Jay just got done packing Wolfgang in an all-out packing session LMAOOO"

Packing by thethizzkid December 13, 2020

Packwatch 

A term used to show your mistakes are being monitored closely, waiting for the right moment to smoke a 3.5 with your name on it.

Lena:”Mr Lancombe was caught with children on his work computer.”

Charles:”Packwatch 🌬😈”
Lena:”You got pack?”

Packwatch by Kenshiman April 29, 2021

packet of three

UK term for a standard retail package containing three condoms.

"Nothing I can get you, ma'am? Tea? Coffee? Packet of three..?" - Rimmer, Red Dwarf

packet of three by Rob T Firefly May 18, 2010

packing chew 

Packing chew is another way of saying chewing tobacco. It is a smokeless tobacco that comes in small tub, popular brands of chew include:
Grizzly
Skoal
Copenhagen

It is very popular amongst junior hockey players in North America.

Me and Jeboris were packing chew last night after the big game.

packing chew by WillBurrows21uk21 January 9, 2019

Packard Goose 

A kind of duck. Also the name of a Frank Zappa song. This word can also mean a person who has sucked so much cock that their lips grew and shapped like duck lips.

Matheus Leao Moeira was caught shoplifting in brazil and was forced to suck cock. He loved it so much that he sucked so much cock he turned into a packard goose. Jornalisms kinda scary. Fuck you bisexual hypocrite.

Packard Goose by Gosuckanotherfatoneyoubisexual November 19, 2020