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PUMPES

When you are so excited (pumped) but your fingers get ahead of your spelling and you hit enter without proofreading.
YES!! I'M SO PUMPES FOR THE BIRTHDAY PARTY!

PUMPED*
by Lynx212 December 16, 2022
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Pump Zinc

Male Masturbation. Semen contains a large amount of zinc.
Person 1: Every day, I'm pumping iron. And you just sit around in your room and pump zinc. What a waste.

Person 2: Shut up, asshole!
by scumbetweentoes54 December 30, 2022
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Tiger Fist Pump

The sexual act of pulling your arm back and punching your fist up your partners anus in a celebratory manner. The arm must be inserted up to the elbow or it is only considered a Bill Murray swirly. This is usually accompanied by a reach around.
Yo bro. I gave Jenna the a Tiger Fist Pump last night after we finished the Panamanian Petting Z
by Pope Big Ron Don John II December 30, 2022
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PI Decoy Pump Fake

when you pump fake to your fastest receiver to get the referee to check for penalties which was made by Jordan Thomas Cooper.
by Coop Dupe August 19, 2023
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pump action pud pistol

Another term for the male anatomy.
Tonight I think I’m gonna go home and squeeze off a few shots out of the ol’ pump action pud pistol.
by Dr. Shirley August 31, 2023
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Pump Station

A space that is always set up and ready for a guy to sit down and masturbate. Often a desk that has everything needed for a good bate session. A Pump Station often includes: a computer that stays at the station always set up and ready to turn on; headphones; lube; poppers; fleshlight/jack-off-sleeve; tissues; cum rags; wet wipes for cleanup; etc.
I just upgraded my pump station. I added a 45" screen, a holder on the side of the desk with three different lubes, and a droor for my cum rags. Now that everything has its place I can be hard and batin' to large screen porn in a matter of 30 seconds.
by elliot_ October 3, 2023
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sewer pumping

When you're eating out a dead chick and someone jumps on her stomach!
He was going to town on the corpse we just dug up. So I decided to get the sewer pumping!
by StukaMaduka October 5, 2023
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