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Ninja Handbook 

Ancient Handbook revealing the ways of Ninja's throughout past centuries. Detailing moves and remedies of ancient days, the Handbook is often used as a guide for Ninjas in training. Although the Handbook is considered by some to be a myth, because of a terrible Asian's mistake, 2 white people have learned of its existence. Naturally this sparked interest in the index.
How does Bruce Lee do all those wicked awesome flips and kicks? He must have learned them from his Ninja Handbook.

Ninja Google 

When you look something up at work but the rules on using the net during working hours are a little vague...ok, you’re not supposed to use it but you really need to look it up because if you don’t it’ll drive you crazy and distract you from work so really you’re doing it for the greater good...
“What was the name of the receptionist in Ghostbusters?”
“errrr... ninja google it”
“ok, watch the door
Ninja Google by statsbadass March 9, 2010

Ninjabomb 

Similar to photobombing, to ninjabomb a picture is to intentionally posing behind other people, peeking over their shoulders, under their arms, and in open spaces in other people's photos, for a later surprise.

The difference between a sneaky photobomb and a ninjabomb lies in that the ninjabomber is dressed like a ninja (in ninja garb).
Drew: "dude, I'm looking through my camera, I don't think I have ANY normal pictures of you from our halloween party last night."
Stephen: "yeah, but you do have over 20 of me ninjabombing."
Ninjabomb by aronskelk12 November 3, 2010

NinjaBeans 

When a situation is ridiculously awkward, ninjabeans is the safe word.
Some bitch - "So ya i like to shave my back hairs like this.. wanna help?"
Friend 1 - "NinjaBeans!"
Friend 2 - "Well we'd love to help but i gotta go cut my dick off..."
NinjaBeans by KrizlySon January 8, 2011

the ancient ninja art of deep conditioning 

Uchiha Sasuke's way to keep his hair lookin' sexy. Naruto's way of making his hair weird and yellow
"i will use the ancient ninja art of deep conditioning to make my hair like sasuke-kun!"

secret ninja

1. a "potentially harmful" highschool female, but only when provoked by stupid people.

2. also the name of an ass-kickin' feminist publication in the form of a notebook.

related words: secret ninja society
1. "I can't believe you said that to her! She's a Secret Ninja, she'll kick your ass!"

2."Man, I wish I could read that notebook. Whoever reads it laughs the whole time!"
secret ninja by Allie January 18, 2004