Clown Nose

the act of eating out the asshole of a female whilst she is surfing the crimson wave. As a result, the nose of the partner is lathered in period blood

Yo, Amy gave me a pretty vile clown nose last night. She should have warned me that she was ovulating!

by MrGiggles69 February 22, 2017

nose nut

just a intense sneeze that feels really good

that nose nut felt good

by McPleasureSausage March 1, 2017

Winter Nose

The status your nose reaches during a cold dry winter, where it is filled with crust and blood. It is painful to the touch and can affect breathing, smelling and eating. This condition tends to be worse in the early morning immediately after waking.

Please stop making out with me, I am having trouble breathing because of my winter nose.

by J Wanie March 17, 2017

Cock nose

A person who has a nose shaped like a penis

Ted Cruz has a cock nose!

by Dave720 June 22, 2016

nose talc

another name for cocaine

Dave: did you see those two guys go in the bogs?
Alan: yeah pal i think they went in for a couple of lines of Nose Talc

by mortiekombat June 20, 2016

geezer nose

the male equivalent of camel toe

the guy's pants are hiked up so he's got a real case of geezer nose

by Big daddy doom June 10, 2016

red nose express

A sex position where a male motorboats a female in the Ass.

"The female got three red nose expresses last Friday".

by person_with_meanigs May 16, 2016