Tit-Man

Farm slang for the man who milks cows

I was the best tit-man my pa ever had

The tit-man was going balls deep on the goat

by SqueerZ December 5, 2011

man spatula

A beercan that is crushed and then used to flip food on the grill. Man spatulas are most commonly seen tailgating at football games.

I was at the Pats game this weekend, and I could taste booze in my burger. It must've been from the man spatula.

by jeru411 December 23, 2008

4Wheel Man

A 4x4 vehicle. This term is used when a woman is driving one of these types of vehicle. So called because it gives her a feeling of strength, protection, and security that she would have if with a man. It also makes her taller than the other drivers so she can feel superior and more masterful than other drivers i.e., masculine.

If there is a man in the passenger seat, you'd really better watch out as she will be feeling double-masculine.

"Well there goes another 4Wheel Man driving a mile up the road to pick up the kids from school. They will get straight into the 4Wheel Man in order to be protected from the perverts waiting in the bushes".

by Missy M October 6, 2005

Ass-Man

Natis Homo Erectus. The Quintessential horndog seeing that the buttocks are the rawest form of pleasure for male homo sapiens. It is reminiscent of our ancestral past when most of us would exclusively have nasty in and out from the back since the vagina was turned pointing to the back. That is, until the dawn of bipedalism in which evolution not only changed the orientation of the female vagina (pointing down), but also (and some interpret this as a mistake of evolution) forced the male to now face his potential mate-for-eternity and communicate through sweaty and embarrassing facial expressions that would otherwise be a sign of constipation in polite society.

Dude #1 - "dude man, look at the size of that ass! damn! fuck yeah! you know I wanna..... (and other ancestral hoots and hollers)"

Gentleman - "dude, your such an ass-man. You're disgusting. You have no idea if she wiped or not"

Dude #1 - "(more ancestral hoots and hollers)"

by thequalifier October 5, 2010

music man

a common senior class play in the 1950's.
also the best musical ever!
even though the song "seventy-six trombones" has a couple errors.

"I love you madly, madly Madam Librarian...Marian"

by ... May 7, 2005

man milk

Another name for CUM or sperm

His man milk was all over her face

by gretta March 11, 2005

Hard man

Those last two definitions of Hard Man are all wrong. The first one is actually referring to a chav, which is quite the opposite, and the other was written by someone who plays too much Mega Man.

A Hard Man is someone who is unafraid of a fight and/or can take loads of physical punishment and drink.

He just smashed a bottle over the bouncer's head. What a Hard man

by Snake March 22, 2006