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Crumping

Picking skin flakes off your asshole and snorting then up like cocaine
I was crumping my girl last night and her flakes were gas ngl
by John Crump March 31, 2025
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Crump’n It

When you let your gf have sex with her ex, because she feels bad for him.
“Yea I heard she’s fuckin her ex with severe liver failure because she feels bad for him. And he just lets it happen. Crump’s really living up to his name and ‘Crump’n it Up’”
by J’on J’ons April 14, 2025
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Crumb Kiss

Flatulating with a one or more dingle berries; farting with small pieces of shit stuck the the hair(s) in your ass crack; often hardened balls of shit from poorly wiping
She blew you a crumb Kiss.😃
by Maurice Witherspoon May 18, 2025
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Crumpet Moment

When an individual attempts to be funny but instead grossly enacts a social faux pas of such painful proportion that it becomes a new core memory for the speaker.
Wow, the Trump versus Elon beef has soo many crumpet moments in it!
by Donnum June 6, 2025
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Crumsnatcher

1) One who snatches crums.

2) A word that generally sounds bad.
A crumsnatcher happens to snatch crums. But not all who snatch crums are crumsnatchers. Tiny morsels of food and mouse/ant culture are complicated made-up subjects which are still open to ridicule.
by Pseudobacher July 12, 2025
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Crumbulence

Crumbulence (noun)
The emotional distress experienced when someone eats the last snack (usually cookies or chips) and leaves only crumbs as a cruel reminder.
Often accompanied by betrayal, quiet rage, and dramatic sighing.
💬 Example:
“I opened the cookie tin and saw nothing but crumbs. The crumbulence hit instantly.”
by FireGirl2025 July 31, 2025
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