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Five College Challenge 

Having sex within one week with students from each of the five Claremont Colleges (Pomona, Scripps, Claremont McKenna, Harvey Mudd, and Pitzer). Unlike the somewhat similar Hampshire Five College Ch allege, there is no "easy, medium, or hard" classes in which to compete. As Yoda says, "Either do or not do; there is no try". Controversies over the fact that Scripps is all women placing them at a slight disadvantage and that fact the Mudders are possibly incapable of having sex.
Pitzoid: I'm one short of completing the Five College Challenge.

Mudder: I never met a Pitzoid that could count that high.
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chirpy college student 

A very cheerful student who makes a room all brightened up
Vannessa was a chirpy college student when she made everyone laugh

milk college

A person who gives magical handjobs.
Did I tell you about my date this weekend? This chick obviously went to milk college.

lasell college

A small school just outside of Boston where the students are a mix of hippies, fashionistas, and jocks (and trust me when I say the jocks are fucking hot as fucking fuck). While the parties lack in numbers, marathon Monday is one darty you don’t want to miss.
Ya I go to Lasell College, last year I passed out at noon on marathon Monday.
lasell college by Peaced out Bill February 11, 2018

Viewbank College 

The dodgiest school in Melbourne, all the girls are sluts and boys are dicks
No name: I go to Viewbank College

No name 2: Dude, that’s the worst school ever

Becker college 

Before I came to this college, I read the previous 2 posts from a decade ago, and thought, "despite their obvious sarcasm and overall saltiness I think I'm really going to like this place." And I do. This place is great. There's no parties so you can actually sleep, you're not forced to do any social activities (although you're highly encouraged to do so), and it's really easy for introverts to make friends. The only suggestion I can make is to not rely on maintenance (they never do anything unless your parents send them an angry email) and don't go to maple hall. The phantom poopatrator lives there. Just. Don't. Try another hall.
Despite the frustration this place is great if you're here to actually learn and not party your organs to death and contribute to society, unlike the other two jackasses that gave descriptions of this place. You can do things here, you just have to care about other human beings ;)
"You go to Becker College?"
"Yeah. It's frustrating sometimes but the place is cool."
Becker college by Sammibee April 4, 2019

Moravian College

I heard a bunch of people had that “Moravian College” disease
Moravian College by Short Guiedo September 27, 2019