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Lightning Cocker 

The worst paintball marker in the world, also used by the gayest kid in the world, FagArson.
Damn, FagArson's gun is so fucking shitty.
Lightning Cocker by Jim February 24, 2005

porch cracker

Dang dat porch cracker always out on dat porch acting like day doin sumthin but ain't doin shit.
A twisting, contorted, spasmodic behavior in response to music, inspired by Joe Cocker, and popularized by John Belushi. Rare in females.
Man, that lead guitarist can really Cocker!
I never seen a girl Cocker! Maybe it's just gas.
Cocker by Tom McNamee June 23, 2006

Kidney Cracker 

while your fucking a girl in the ass, doggie style, and you take a piss. after you pull out you punch her in the kidneys.
I gave that bitch a mean kidney cracker.
Kidney Cracker by ironicstatement August 10, 2009

crackerbox 

if a black person gets mad he might shove you inside a box therefore it becomes a crackerbox
crackerbox by paige&jessica December 20, 2008

Boom goes the fire cracker 

While my wife was blowing me I yelled, "Boom goes the fire cracker!" When my cum juice squirted in her mouth.