When one's sweatshirt or jacket hood has been punched inside out and resembles an erect member bulging from his or her shoulder blades.
He snuck up behind the unsuspecting victim and "dicked" their hood so that they spent the next hour wandering around the school looking like an aroused buffoon while everyone laughed about them behind their back.
by gdydjenebd June 12, 2017
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Carl: Smh my head my head, it’s just a dick sneeze man. Must be Jessica from last night.
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Savannah: “Damn girl - he’s got Circus Dick!”
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Get the dick mug.An asshole who thinks he is charming, but is really just a tool. Likely wears those jeans with the designs and sparkles on the pockets.
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