get your crumbs at the ready

Preparing to make fun of somebody, hence the term "crumb," which means to make fun of. The term parodies medieval battles with archers getting ready to fire at their enemy.
A completely unattractive chick walks by and two guys are trying not to laugh.
-"Oh God..."
-"Get your crumbs at the ready!"
And away they go teasing her deliberately.
by acrestare July 01, 2011
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Juggle your cheese

When you are angry at your fellow chef for handling Camembert disrespectfully when it’s a delicate cheese.
Oi mate! Don’t juggle your cheese like that.. You’re gonna upset it’s feeling. Cunt.
by Bickerith May 31, 2019
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Upgrade Your Shade

Used when the shade someone is throwing is overused, or poorly conceived.
- "You’re more eager than Trump at a tanning convention!"

- “Really?? — You need to upgrade your shade!”
by adroxx April 27, 2023
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toasting your almond

Sunbathing your butthole aka perineum sunning. A fad wellness practice that involves exposing the perineum to sunlight.
You should spend a short time toasting your almond everyday in hopes of having some extra energy throughout the day.
by Mermaidsskeleton March 16, 2021
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fall off your horse

A saying you shout when you hear a loud obnoxious car driving on a calm road
Johnny and Andrew were eating outside when they heard a loud car zoom past. They both yelled “Fall off your horse!”
by Parkingticket September 29, 2023
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Square Root Your Life

a popular term in Mr. Kehr the physics teacher's class meaning essentially, to square root something
After you find (the number), all you need to do is square root your life.
by aquarianspacecat May 29, 2018
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do your shitt

When a stupid ghetto dick suckin ass hood rats, who get fucked in the booty, or fuck on other dicks and suck cocks tell they nasty ass friend to turn up and do it with them
I just fucked like 20 niggas, its your turn
"do your shitt sus" says wakenesha.
by Gansta t September 22, 2018
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