donkey dick

What you call someone if their name starts with I

omg that guy's name is Ibrahim|
no it's donkey dick

by Scimmylolzies123 May 2, 2023

dick flashlight

These exist. The only dick that will light up your life.

Bob: Hey Dude you got any batteries?
Scott: Yea why?
Bob: my dick flashlight ran out

by MiniSausage + BigSausage May 26, 2018

Shit dick

He is having sex that hard that you shit yourself so he pulls out and his dick is black

When he comes out of your ass and his dick is black. And he screams I have a shit dick

by Snothalothagus May 3, 2018

dick

good for sucking

you put your mouth around the dick and suck

by f4htwt jkwb December 6, 2022

Dick Roll

When you give someone a misleading surprise dick-pic. Just like a Rick Roll but with a dick.

Emily asked for a picture of my car but I Dick Rolled her instead.

by YaBoi_V_ October 3, 2020

Dick

Something Dylan sucks

Dylan sucked Wyatt’s dick

by My guy boy January 2, 2020

Dick beetle

Slang word for cockroach, an insect known for moving fast, infesting homes, and being a common pest in general.

Did you see that Dick beetle?

What the fuck are you talking about

I call cockroaches “Dick beetle”

by Just-a-weird-girl-69420 May 30, 2024