Cold dick

The act of freezing one's genitalia so they can give a human an Alaskan pipeline.

"I came home today and I was crying because I wanted cold dick so bad."

by drewtocci May 29, 2018

dick-moving

Dick-moving is when a guy is indecisive or changes his mind on which sexual partner he wants to commit to and therefore moves between two or more.

George kept dick-moving between two girls

by orangecounty May 29, 2018

dick

stuff that girls suck on

your dick is super big!

by oof1231243354233233 May 29, 2018

Dick

A spiky thing that gets drilled down a hole the hole starts squeaking and breathing heavily and the spikey ting drips white liquid which the hole will drink then the hole sucks the spikey ting while the spike licks the hole. the spikey thing if refered to as a dick for small gay people and a willy for grown up straight people

Spikey ting= dick
Hey dick head

by TheTomass May 29, 2018

coagulated dick

Silly putty balls. Check for the tapioca texture

This dude has such a coagulated Dick that it was like trying to grab oatmeal.

by ShittyPerson101 May 31, 2018

Dick Dag

When u have a little bit of poo on your helmet

Pete went camping on the weekend with his ‘mates’ and came home with sore knees, stretched ears and a dick dag

by Karlabrit May 31, 2018

Dick biscuit

A dick biscuit is when a man grabs his cock shoving it into a loaf of bread causing a small amount to get into his urethra. After this he jizzes into the woman's mouth releasing jizz and bread into the woman's mouth which she then swallows

"Grabbed Jessica's head last night and gave her a face full of dick biscuit"

by Kingcug May 31, 2018