let me read my book

This person is a NERD they also have big eyes and like walking in circles after they have used the restroom if you see one take a picture

Look it’s a person who wants to read their book (LMRMB) #ultrarare #takeapic let me read my book

by CHOPFINGER December 6, 2021

I just lost my dawg

A meme song people use on shitposts

Dude 1: I just lost my dawg and my brother told me how to chase the bag
Dude 2: Are you retarted

by XLrationspeed98 December 7, 2024

Grow inside my crumb

causing annoyance and anger

It's starting to grow inside my crumb

by Brvtuhbvruhbrtguurbg May 24, 2020

My

Loving him…
Dreaming of the day…
In his arms I make my way…
For this, I will always pray!

To love another like this…
Never would I have fathomed…
This love did exist…
But it his him…

There is no fading away…
Or time decreasing the love…
My love for him will always stay…
Today and everyday!!!!

To love another like this…
Truly is a gift!!!
And for that I am thankful…
(Going to keep telling myself that)

by Just a girl with ❤️ for 1 September 17, 2024

Sweating my tabs off

When ones private region is sweating profusely

Im so hot I’m sweating my tabs off

by Tabsweater84 December 17, 2019

My Guy

My Guy Is a term that a rare amount of people in this world uses.

Kai Mezzatesta said to his friend Josh Carser "What's up my guy!" or Kai Mezzatesta said to his friend Josh Carser "What are you doing my guy?"

by MEZZTASTIC.JR May 31, 2023

my autistic fucking brother

Literally my 6' tall brother, he is fucking autistic (acoustic), he has he smallest cock in the world, and is gay af, yet homophobic. Even if he is autistic and bully's me (🥺), I luv him.

Sami: *shows pictures of drawn birds* Stella, Which one is ur favorite?
Stella: *points to one made of scribbles* that one
Sami: the spoiled ass nephew?
Stella: he looks autistic
Sami: just like my autistic fucking brother.*laughs slightly*
Stella:*walks away concerned*

by Oddy- Bitch January 23, 2024