Chocolate Moon-Landing

Two naked assholes covered in shit touching, and smacking each other.

Clay and Collin did a "Chocolate Moon-Landing" after Taco Bell, on tape last night.

by bigchoclatedaddy69 February 14, 2024

Moon child

moon child is a phrase you would call someone has super curly hair and is super obtuse and obese

"wow, hes such a moon child!"

by TheMagniClan May 17, 2022

Beaver Super Moon

1) The name of a super full moon that occurs during the month of November, supposedly named as such because beavers are particularly active at that time of year as they prepare for the winter months ahead.

2) When a woman is over-eager during the act of mooning and reveal more of her posterior than she intended.

Susan was so keen to moon the Google Street View Car that she bent over too far and gave them a Beaver Super Moon instead.

by GoodinBed November 16, 2024

Moon

The smartest prettiest coolest girl in the universe

Moon is the best

by Moonisthebest November 22, 2021

Moon cricket

A reference to slaves who sing at night

Those damn moon crickets won’t shut up

by Moon cricket 42069 March 9, 2024

Moon Cricket

The slur is also used by some Native Americans against whites: "moon" as in pale, and "cricket" as in whites have big eyes and gangly legs. Whites also make annoying sounds like crickets.

You silly moon cricket

by anonymous October 7, 2022

Mooning Wood

When you get an erection after someone mooned in front of you.

Me: I woke up with the weirdest boner.
You: You just experienced mooning wood.

by gregben September 30, 2023