Jurassic Smash

When a man is having inteexourse with a woman he pounds her so hard that she thinks Steven Speilbergs whole arm is pumping her stinkbox

Yo my nigga I Jurassic smashed dat hoe last night after the club

by HashSlanginSlasha June 22, 2015

Floppy Sampson

When you bust a nut inside her and you keep it in her till it's not rock it's just kinda chub and you whip it out and smack her in the face with your dick covered in puss juice and semen.

Guy that gets payed more than you : "Me and kisha did the floppy Sampson last night. She wanted it ."

by Mr paperstacks March 5, 2016

Falcon Smash

When you are tired of jerking off with your hand and decide to use the crease of you elbow so it looks like you're flappying a wing

BOB: yo dave next time you jerk off don't use your hand totally over rated you need to Falcon Smash that shit

DAVE: how?
BOB: crease of the elbow bro, you last longer and gives you a shoulder workout.

by Falcon7489 March 29, 2016

curry smash

When you are stuck in between 2 sweaty Indian men/women.

Last night I got curry smashed and now I smell like spicy disappointment

by Xtack August 27, 2016

cuddle smash

When you smash right after you cuddle. Hence, cuddle smash.

Dude A: "Bruh, me and that girl totally cuddle smashed last night."
Dude B: "Bruh, nice bruh."

by GnomeJesus May 15, 2016

Ball smash

a ball smash is essentially a fleshy version of Newton's Cradle.

Must occur between two or more men.

Ideal environment for ball smash to occur is after dumplings and a few bottles of wine.

Hey Martin, what are you guys doing tonight?

Me, Erin, Kath and Bruce are getting together to watch Phil and Pete ball smash.

by Ezmoz October 1, 2016

Madison Slapshot

The act of pulling open the back of someone else's pants and defecating in them and releasing them causing a slapping effect. Originated in Madison County, Maine as a form of hasing amongst school aged pals.

Shut up or I'm going to give you a Madison Slapshot!

by J.D.C. October 5, 2016