Purple Dishwasher Monkey

Useful Insult, particulary useful when a slur of any kind will get you into deep !%#% (like when you are talking to someone of another race/creed/religion/sex)
If the person takes offense and reports you they will "just look a bit mad".
Annoying useless whinger: "You have no taste, not even a dog would go out with you" OR "You wanker, arsehole, drug pushing pimp, skank"
You: "Shut-up you Purple Dishwasher Monkey"
Annoying useless whinger: "I hate you... (thinking) how dare you call me that... (thinking really hard, you have left by now)... what did they say?"
by well read March 26, 2005
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Purple Baby

Any article of clothing or attire that's purple. Preferably the centerpiece of an outfit you plan everything else around.
Friend 1: Did you see Shawn's new J's? Them Purple babies go hard.

Friend 2: Hell Yeah. And he got the Purple Baby tee to match.

Friend 1: Damn. That Shawn is a fly muhfucka.
by Niccccccccccceeeeee January 08, 2011
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purple duck

A woman with large breasts who loves to have them played with.
Look at that fine check. I bet her thicc ass is a purple duck
by Thesameastheother June 24, 2018
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purple sherman

1. (n.) every one has one. a derilect friend - one who insists on saving his farts, boogers and other bodily discharges in small sample jars and then "sprinkling" them on you when you visit. he (and rarely, she) is always the one going to the dancefloor to 'shake the dice' with a partner he could never close the deal with until his underwear is shredded to a barely recognizable state.
oh shit, adam's coming over?? he is such a purple sherman...
by ayemcee January 04, 2008
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Purple Heart

Purple Heart is legally owned by Nessa.
Using it is disrespectful.
Only Nessa and BTS can use it.
With all my love, STAY AWAY 💜

@needy.caree on Instagram
Oh the Purple Heart is so cute !!!
No, i should use another one cause I’m not Nessa.
by needy.caree September 16, 2021
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ukranian purple tortoise

a sexual act involving a midget, Halloween decorations, baby oil, and a large sponge
Man, I would give that chick a "ukranian purple tortoise" any day, but i can't because her boobs are the same size.
by spoon on my nips March 09, 2009
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purple helmet warrior

a tall and proud thing of massive dignity, wears the helmet of the Nazi's in WWII only purple without the spike(so it can be put to good use without the pain)
James likes to fuck with the purple helmet warrior
by Colored Monkeys August 18, 2003
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