peter morris

Your common horny little sex slave. Can't open a pickle jar on his own, but hell does he give a killer hand job. He is known around town for his complementary over the pants handy's. No one can quite understand how such strong hands can have a tender embrace. Over all a nice dude with a born talent for hand jobs.

Damnit Molly that kids such a Peter Morris. He keeps giving my boyfriend stellar hand jobs.

by GrumpyAssNugget February 8, 2015

Peter Stain

When precum leaks out of the tip and leaves a wet dot on your trousers.

After that lap dance, I could see Mark's peter stain from across the room.

by Neener Shent February 18, 2015

peter holmes

A 100mph guy that doesn't know his arse from his elbow, or how to make a coffee

"Joey Essex was once a Peter Holmes ... "

by green deal UK November 6, 2014

petercasm

The action of nodding head, over exaggerating words sarcastically in the tone of a black urban lady's voice.

Peter was born with Petercasm and using phases like "Mmmmmmhhhhhhh 'cuz he's good!" "Naaaaaahhhhhhhh"

by Mamafufu March 23, 2016

Peter Parker

A nickname for a vagina

Wow, i bet that peter parker parks a lot of peters

by Theurbanscholar June 2, 2016

Peternickel

A short fat penis usually the size of a nickel in width and about as long as a baby cucumber or baby carrot.

Sally: James had a Peternickel, it was so nasty.
Tori: Ew..

by SeanDiesel26 July 11, 2016

Peter Sutcliffe

A villain in the book "Sweet Balls of Jesus! What is goin' on er'!" He uses snowballs to vandalize Buckingham Palace before the rugged, middle-aged hero Lawrence Swanson discovers his evil plot to mildly annoy Queen Victoria for all eternity.

Lad 1: I was just reading "Sweet Balls of Jesus! What is goin' on er'!" lately. What do you think of the villain, Peter Sutcliffe?
Lad 2: Oh, he's an absolute monster! Giving the Queen nightmares like that!

by Liberal Lady Ann November 5, 2016