Green John

An economical yet attractive portajohn model weighing about 196 pounds. Has a light enhancing roof and is very expensive.

Person 1: Hey what type of portajohn did you order?

Person 2: I went with the Green John model.

by Jim17g January 21, 2005

John Holmes

a man with a dick large enough to wreck Godzillas vagina. he also doggy styles king kongs asshole

your such a john Holmes go fuck Godzilla

by loverboy2278 September 5, 2019

John Lennon

John Lennon was the "Leader" of the greatest band in the world, The Beatles. He was a troubled man... but a great one none the less (Page two... lol)
He was ever so sexy, and way better looking than that damn Macca dude. His first wife was very nice, and she deserves alot of credit. Yoko was and is a bitch...
And he... liked her (hehe).
The sad part about this little story was he was taken from us on a cold december night by some psycho asshole, who's name I refuse to give. LOOK IT UP.

Oh and did I mention.... he's so SEXYYYY?!!!

John Lennon is a sex god

by Mrs. John Winston Lennons LOVE June 19, 2009

John Oliver

One of the only news anchors on TV rn who seems to know what he’s talking about

Guy1- Hey Did you see John Oliver last night?

Guy2- Yeah I hope he find that painting of two gay rats fucking

by Dude16262727 April 7, 2020

john lewis

Amazing department store in partnership with Waitrose

'I is to be goin to John Lewis for me new thong'

by Izzy July 18, 2008

John Rambo

Used to describe a method of killing in Call Of Duty 4: Modern Warfare. To preform a John Rambo the player must jump into the air and knife their opponent in the head upon landing.

That guy just got John Rambo'd

by dimerocks January 14, 2008

long john

A tasty donut.

Long John is rich so he bought me a dozen long johns from Dunkin Donuts

by Peters style! February 9, 2004