Jersey Mike'in

When you order your food from a sub or burrito spot and you're asked too many damn questions or they keep forgetting what you already answered.

"and you said lettuce and cheese?" no, I said no cheese and pickles. "what kind of bread again?" . -Damn, that place be Jersey Mike'in too much.

by helloerik88 September 24, 2020

Jerbert

A Jerbert is a unlucky bitch who always cries in the fucking corner whenever their father glares at them.

THOMAS: Father, I accidentally blew up the church.

SEAN(FATHER): It’s okay, son. At least you’re not like your brother, JERBERT. *glares*

JERBERT: a boo hoo *cries in the fucking corner*

by WhatTimeIsIt?? November 2, 2020

Jersey Year

When you’re age is the same as the jersey number you wore, that’s your Jersey Year.

She was excited about the promise of her Jersey Year because of the affinity she had always had with 22.

by TruthTom November 16, 2020

Jersey swim

You get whacked and thrown in Arthur Kill

Yea Hill dog sent Biden for a jersey swim! I heard we have a black female president now.

by ToscaGoethalls November 26, 2020

Jers

a short name for jerk circle

Paul: Yo you free tonight
Colin: Yeah bro you wanna have a jers

by gnomes2004567890 December 18, 2020

jerbtai

hentai but nothing like hentai

guy 1: HEY DUDE I HAVE JERBTAI!
guy 2: wtf is jerbtai.
guy 1: Hentai but its much lowered down, so only dirty minded people can understand the jerbtai.

by Bxxei January 23, 2021

Jersey Milk

A mix of spray tan and semen

I left some jersey milk on a girl's bed last night.

by Phabioli Ravioli January 24, 2021