french whisperer 

One that excels at the art of cunnilingus and/or analingus

The date wasn’t great but he was a French whisperer, so I may keep his number.

french whisperer by Cinnabeard March 31, 2019

French Door 

When you french kiss a girl without touching lips or swapping spit... just slapping tongues on the outside.

I totally didnt make out with Taylor but I gave her the french door

French Door by JDizz Beeyatch April 6, 2019

French Press 

The act of gently pressing on an Individuals Butthole, over their pants or garments to prevent penetration.

My buddy gave me a French Press as I was walking up the stairs.

French Press by Absolutetruth April 9, 2019

French Depression

A feeling of total dread you get from your mandatory French classes where you are constantly reminded that you have to do this for the next week.

Me: Jeff you okay?
(Jeff is slamming his forehead on the desk)
Jeff: I have French Depression, and we fucking have this class for the whole week!

French Depression by LlamaWithAGun April 26, 2019

French Taco

A French Taco is when you bend your partner over the couch and have him or her shit taco bell out while you use your tongue to push it back in repeatedly.

Yo, Bro! Kyle gave heather a French taco last night.

French Taco by PussyKiller696968 May 1, 2019

french back 

when your back becomes so unpleasantly painful from doing too much online french in the morning.

bro, i did so much french this morning that i now have french back. i have to sit up straight god DAMN.

french back by kkuso July 7, 2019

french dyke 

sybille foucart

Many Europeans wish they were a french dyke

french dyke by pootiluv45 July 7, 2019