Three-eyed Turtle 

Appeared in a 70's issue of National Lampoon describing a sex act involving a train situation - synonymous with "airtight" - one weenie in each of a woman's three orifices - oral, genital, and anal.

Jessica tried the French Kayak with the baseball team, but it was not as fulfilling as the Three-eyed Turtle.

Three-eyed Turtle by Rveil July 19, 2004

Eyeless Jack 

He ate my kidneys.
Now- EJ-...
I WANT MY FUKING KIDNEYS BACK BICTH

Eyeless Jack : *takes kidneys*
Everyone: "give those back u cannibal"

Eyeless Jack by Koda is my uwu bby December 14, 2019

Stalker Eye 

The stalker eye involves looking at someone in such a way that it intimidates them and makes them feel like their space is being intruded upon.

This involves:
(1) maintaining too much eye contact with an invidivual while giving an expressionless face.
(2)doing the above several times at intervals.
(3)not talking to the individual.
(4)following or "hovering" around the individual.

This occurs for numerous reasons:
A person may be too shy, while having a crush on the individual. Their anxiousness to approach causes hesitation, and therefore akward behavior as their desire to approach and anxiety conflicts.

A person may actually be stalking an individual, for numerous reasons.

A man sees a woman at the grocery store who is incredibly attractive. He hovers in her vicinity, while giving her the stalker eye.

Stalker Eye by cynical2007 February 23, 2008

sour eyes 

when your eyes begin to sting from being tired

i've got such sour eyes this morning, i only got an hour of sleep
or
i must be tired, i just got a case of the sour eyes

sour eyes by mikesutt March 29, 2009

swivel-eyed 

Insane, but tinfoil-hat insane, not mentally-ill insane.

The swivel-eyed loon was convinced aliens were monitoring him.

swivel-eyed by a life preserver fell on me March 16, 2011

Slimy Red Eye 

The sensual act of a female putting her breasts inside one's anus. The more tits in there at one time, the better. (Also called a Slime Job)

Dude, Karl just got the best Slimy Red Eye he has ever gotten, he said there must have been 5 tits up his asshole!

Slimy Red Eye by RT Master February 8, 2009

eye porn 

A direct form of sexual desire in which gratification is linked to an infatuation with the look of ones eyes.

I was getting dome from the blonde girl down the hall and was having trouble cumming, she looked up at me with those beautiful blue eyes and I instantly came due to her eye porn.

eye porn by wesfx September 23, 2011