door knob licker

a person who completely ignores the social-distancing instructions.
the term refers to how licking doorknobs could get you the covid-19 virus

did you hear that the nba was shut down?
yeah that door knob licker decided to touch all the microphones, than discovered he had corona

by spoopy cat boi October 26, 2020

invisible door

When banging a MILF named Barbara you pull out of her ass and try to blow your load in her mouth and her son named preston walks in and catches you in the act and you lose your erection

So I was balls deep in prestons mom last night and I was just banging the shit out of her and doing work and right when I pulled out of her ass and was ready to give her a deposite in her mouth preston walks in and right away I get the invisible door.

by Dwight Shrute January 5, 2008

Thick as a Fire Door

To imply ones friend or colleague is extremely thick

Fuck me Geordie, your as thick as a fire door

by iamamanufan January 12, 2011

Hide the delorean

Used as a discreet way to ask someone to hide something else from a third party.

A line taken from the film series "Back to the Future." Doc Brown orders Marty McFly to hide a delorean time machine in order to keep it secret from the people of particular time periods.

"Shit man, the parents are home. Quick! Hide the delorean!"

"Shit I spilt beer in her car! Help me hide the delorean!"

"Shit brahh, its the 5 0 brah, hide the delorean!"

"Quick! Hide the time machine!"

by blim0n January 12, 2013

Knocking on heaven's door

When your dick is so big that the head repeatedly bounces off the cervix during intercourse.

"Yo Leish, remember Tyrone that boi i I had ova last nite!?!

"U kno it girl, wha he do?"

"Gurl his dick so big he be knocking on heaven's door all night kno whA am sayin?"

"Shit guerrrlll"

by Fadiastheonlyone August 22, 2016

foot in the door

By using excessive force to kick open a door, the foot manages to puncture and become lodged in it. Door is mostly made of wood or less brittle material.

Office building. A man stands under the doorway of a room. His foot seems partially lifted in the air. A stream of people passes by him, squeezing indifferently through the narrow crack of the door.

Man: Um. (People continue to pass.) Can someone help me? I've got a foot in the door.

by sukebe November 10, 2008

its a door!

One of the many quotes written in Corey's notebook by Laxi.

Hey whats that?
ITS A DOOR!!!

by Laxitives November 10, 2008