decepticock

1. A cock that looks deceptively small, but once it's full sized can create a river of bludge.

2. A man who manages to consistently convince women he's sensitive, and predictably turns into a bastard when he has slept with them.

Baby don't be fooled, this decepticock will ruin you

Baby don't be fooled, he's a decepticock.

by rickster rick March 22, 2010

deceptomeme

A meme (or other widely-shared photo or factoid) that is meant to be deliberately deceptive.

Deceptomeme purveyors prey on people's ignorance and the speed and zeal with which the uninformed will share unsubstantiated material.

People feel shame when you point out they have fallen victim to one of the classic blunders: passing along a deceptomeme.

"Hey, did you hear? This month has five Fridays, five Saturdays, five Sundays. That has not happened in 845 years. It's called Monkey's Luck and you are supposed to go buy a lottery ticket or some shit like that and then share it. I think I'm gonna do it even though this could be a deceptomeme."

"Check this out...tomorrow is the day Marty McFly set his time machine when he travels to the future. That is so cool because I really love that movie. I won't check to see if it's really true, but I'll just pass it along. No way this is a deceptomeme"

by xophere July 30, 2012

Decepticar

When a car usually driven by a cute young girl is instead driven by a crusty looking burn-out.

I was looking forward to checking out a young hottie when I pulled up to the light next to a white Pontiac Sunfire. Instead I saw some old hag smoking a cigarette. It was a Decepticar.

by CarPerv August 6, 2012

decent boring

a gathering, event or get together that is so boring but you don’t want to offend the gathering , so you add some positivity to its boringness. Decent boring.

Went to a party the other day hosted by my beau and it was pretty awful. It was decent boring.

by Wrangler17 November 26, 2018

december 30

in December 30 we all are cowboys .

farah: pedro, happy birthday! you are a cowboy today!

pedro: then ride my horse!

in December 30 we all are cowboys

by betteroffpls October 15, 2019

December 24

Itzzz Christmas biiissss. 🎄🎉🎁
If you born this day you Jezus. 🥺

Witny:What day is it today?
Brad:Its December 24th
Witny:Christmas tiiiiimmeeeee!!!! 🎄🎉🎁
Witny:I don't want a luck for Christmas there is just one thing I neeed!

by electriicXneptune November 14, 2019

December 28

December 28 is national girl say yes day

December 28 is day that all the girls have to say yes for everything you ask

by lucemburk33we3 November 19, 2019