ammo clown 

A type of person who has nothing better to do than to peruse your ammunition offerings, complain about the ammo you don't have, then blame it on some form of government conspiracy to keep them down.

Co-Worker: "What the fuck is that guy's problem?"

You: "That's that ammo clown that has nothing better to do but bitch and moan."

Co-Worker: "He needs to get a life or at least a new hobby."

You: "He needs to get a job and leave me the fuck alone before I hurt him."

ammo clown by The MI Shocker April 29, 2014

Big Clown Energy 

The energy one exudes when they are a clown, they say and do dumb things that makes people believe they are full Ronald McDonald clowns.

"Donald Trump called COVID-19 the kung flu he is the epitome of Big Clown Energy"

Big Clown Energy by jxxzixh July 10, 2020

The Long Clown 

It's the long term clowning of ones self. The lifetime clowning that's so slow and devious that you don't see it coming.

One morning Yahoo Serious got out of bed, made coffee, read the paper, and went into the bathroom to brush his teeth. When he looked in the mirror, he realized for the first time that he had been on the Long Clown.

The Long Clown by SeanDingo June 20, 2008

pied eyed clown 

On the street, it's a fat bitch that wears too much makeup. However, in the bedroom, it's the art of wanting to only cum in a girls eye, to make them red and water.

Yeah, that broad is alright looking. I wouldn't bang her or anything, but I'd give her a pied eyed clown.

pied eyed clown by kittybitme July 29, 2009

Step on a clown 

Farting

Dude it smells like ass did you just step on a clown?

Step on a clown by bowen_arrow May 5, 2010

Insane Clown Posse 

A MUSIC Band, not really a rap group as much as haters think they are because they havn't heard any of they're songs. I mean, the beats arn't of 50 Cent, Eminem, Jay-Z, or any other really crappy rap groups, it's different. They are not RAPPING CLOWNS, becuase the're music style is called HORRORCORE.
Halls of Illusians: Heavy Metal Chorus
Tilt-a-Whirl: Rock Chorus
and a bunch of others but I'm running out of time.

Anyway, people dismiss they're music as "crap" or "stupid" as soon as they hear cussing and killing people and such. Well, hell, if every racist, hater, and corrupt person in the world was dead, would there be any Corruptness? Hatred? Racism? Does it seem so crazy to get rid of all the things that make life painfull for others? A world without the things that make life tough is what ICP calls Shangri-La, the goal of Juggalos is to get there, to get to a place where they are not outcasts. At least, that is my interpretation of their lyrics, which are very complex and confusing, which is another plus to ICP, their music makes you think. It sounds funny to you considering they contain killing people and shit but they are.

I don't think I have ever heard anything as stupid and fucked up as ICP fans are only ICP Fans becuase they like to have Clown Orgies. I'm not sure if it was in the Juggalo or ICP Definition but that is seriously fucked up. Oh, and don't say ICP and Juggalos are gay becuase you don't like their music. WHAT THE FUCK DOES HOMOSEXUALITY HAVE TO DO WITH MUSIC!? ARE YOU FUCKIN RETARDED!? YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT GAY PEOPLE YOU CAN GO IN A GAY CHAT ROOM. I get seriously fucking tired when people insult someone by calling them gay. It's like insulting someone by going, "Oh, yeah, well your Asian!" when the person your talking to is Black or White, It dosn't make sence.
And if you make fun of Juggalos, what the hell is wrong with you? You look at a community trying to get rid of hatred, corruptness, and racism and all you can think of is, "Let's fuck around with them!" WHAT THE FUCKS WRONG WITH YOU!?

Thank you

Insane Clown Posse had virtually no radio play, no MTV help, and hardly any of their albums are in stores, yet they still have 2 platinum and a few gold albums. Now let me ask you, why do there albums keep selling copies if they have crappy music?

Insane Clown Posse by Juggla April 11, 2006

Bilbo the clown 

AKA, Bill O'Rielly of Fox News. A pro-republican mouthpiece who speaks retoric and lies. A loudmouth dickhead who supports morons and criminals. A liar with no concience or informed insight, who speaks like he knows what he's talking about. A miserable old bastard who desperately needs to get laid....

1. "Hey, you watching Bilbo the clown on Fox tonight???"

2. "Your a regular bilbo the clown for stealing those lollipops from those children".

Bilbo the clown by Kirrock63 July 4, 2009