clam pot

The opposite of a sausage fest... when the ratio of VAG is greater than the almighty PEEN.

Sally's mom and dad took her and all 8 of her sisters on a family trip to Disney Land... lets just say the trip was a total clam pot for sally's dad.

by psychovixen666 May 23, 2014

Clam Bake

A lesbian orgy

Y'all ready for a clam bake

by Jos666 May 4, 2019

Clam Down Pork Chop

Calm the fuck down. But nicer🤗

Hey bro, I just watched you trip while you were running like a dumbass. Clam down pork chop.

by IkeTon August 10, 2024

Clam Clan

A group who has hooked up with the same girl. Especially when a straight guy and a bi-sexual or lesbian chick hook up with the same girl!

Did you hear that Zach and Whitney joined the clam clan, they both hooked up with Rachel this weekend?

by ClamClan October 22, 2019

Clam Convention

A social gathering in which the vast majority of the overall group are women resulting in an abundance of vaginal presence.

Sam: "Bro, we're the only guys at this party."
Brian: "It's definitely a clam convention."
Sam: "What's that?"
Brian: "When the V's severely outnumber the D's. Opposite of a sausage fest In other words, time to go fishing!"

by Kenipples November 1, 2014

clam bun

A man bun on a super butch lesbian.

That fat dyke is totally rocking a clam bun

by Vebonay July 1, 2017

clam canoe

Another term for the vagina

My clam canoe is hurting.

by Terra Eaker March 18, 2023