Jordan Cards

Jordan Cards are the horrific cards anyone can pull in any card games.

I got a full house what’d you get? Damn I got Jordan Cards

by anonymous November 25, 2023

Man Card

Something that assholes think is revoked for doing something unmanly, but is actually taken away if you say douchey things like the word "man card"

Normal guy: I think High School Musical 2 was a pretty good movie.
Douche: Bro: I'm gonna have to take your man card away for that one!
Normal guy: Well, I'm gonna have to take away your man card for saying the word "man card"

by billwillbilly June 3, 2021

Niggas And Niggers Hate Like A chain Reaction Called The Crush Virus Yu-Gi-Oh! Card

Niggas And Niggers Hate Like A chain Reaction Called The Crush Virus Yu-Gi-Oh! Card

Niggas And Niggers Hate Like A chain Reaction Called The Crush Virus Yu-Gi-Oh! Card

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025

disappoint-day card

Opening a birthday card in hope of recieving a large amount of money, but all you get is a birthday card.
Disappoint-day card = Disappointing birthday card

Boy 1: Dude, did you get the $60 from your grandparents for that new game in your birthday card?

Birthday boy: No, all i got was a disappoint-day card.

by Dcom001 May 23, 2011

the card off

I lost my banking statements all finances unexpectedly included.

It's the card off I lost credit expenses now I have to consolidate. I'm a cancelled client

by bebosmittyy September 25, 2010

swedish card swipe

the swedish card swipe is when an individual runs their tongue from the beginning of a persons buttcrack all the way from the back to the front and then right along the seam of the nutsack

oh yeah chupapi gimme that swedish card swipe

by Mustela February 6, 2023

Face card

When someone is objectively beautiful and the rest of us peasants are subjectively beautiful.

Eg: This actress is so hot she not only has a face card but a face economy.

by Dephazz85 March 10, 2024