danger Canadian

AKA a Canadian Goose or Canada Goose

Large, wild goose species with black head and neck, pretty white cheeks and a white chin strap. Predominately found in Canada or wherever they want to be. Obnoxiously loud and will fuck your shit up if you look at it sideways. Proceed with caution.

Poops everywhere and honks loudly. Prone to violence: do not corner.

I was late for class because a danger Canadian was blocking the campus door.

danger Canadian by Dharma Thorne May 31, 2019

The Great Canadian 

During sexual intercourse, the man proceeds to take 100% Canadian maple syrup and stick the bottle in his partners anus. Pouring the syrup inside, he then proceeds to slap his partners buttocks with fried pig bacon while constantly saying he is sorry

*Dude, how Canadian is Alex?* *So much that I heard heard he The Great Canadianed his girlfriend last night.*

The Great Canadian by The asian invasion December 16, 2014

The Canadian Sizzler 

When one dips his penis in maple syrup and wraps his junk with canadian bacon. The syrup will help the bacon stick on your penis. He then proceeds to have intercourse(vaginally or anally) and creates so much heat it cooks the bacon. This may take some time to cook. Once said bacon is cooked the woman then eats the bacon off said member while your jizz in her mouth

Dan: Yo Mike you were really banging that chick last night for a long time.

Mike: Yeah, as soon as she found out I was Canadian, she asked for a The Canadian Sizzler

Dan: Nice!!!

The Canadian Sizzler by Canadian ambassador of beaver February 24, 2011

we're canadian

Used by americans in airports or foreign cities, especially after 9/11.

"Yeah, we love democracy and logs and stuff"

we're canadian by Biafra J August 10, 2004

Molson Canadian 

A pretty good cheap beer. It's not fancy, but it kicks the shit out of Labatts Blue and all those shitty American beers like Coors and Bud lite

When I'm making cash I drink Heinekens but when I'm not, I could do a lot worse than Molson Canadian

Molson Canadian by ToastedBread July 7, 2011

cross canadian ragweed 

Amazing band orignally from Yukon,Oklahoma and has grown into a widely known band in the last few years. Mostly known by people living in the south and southwest.

Cross Canadian Ragweed rocked last night!

CCR has gotten so big recently.

cross canadian ragweed by Bucknut November 19, 2006

Hot Carl-"Canadian Style" 

It's when you take a dump on someone's face and the shit is filled with undigested pieces of corn. A hot carl-"canadian style" takes some planning. You have to eat a lot of corn the day before so your turd is filled with undigested corn nuggets.

Note: There is also a warm carl-"canadian style" and a cold carl-"canadian style". The thing that makes it "canadian style" is the corn.

In the summer, when corn is in season, I love to give my wife a hot carl-"canadian style". She prefers it to the hot carl-"old chicago style".

Hot Carl-"Canadian Style" by peter didlo May 18, 2006