Brandon Morales

he has a giga cock that is bigger without a boner than Johnny sins dick but when he has a boner he has a boner he has to be carefull or else he will split your whole body into 3 pieces

Where are you

Im at the hospital they just finished putting my body together after that night with Brandon Morales

by XOTWOD23 March 18, 2022

brandon

a fine ass guy with curly hair, braces, rich rich, and nice ass clothes. he might overthink a lot but you just have to reassure him you love him. he has a great smile and a great attitude. he ALWAYS compliments his girl and works out to get his dream body or just to lose some weight for good purposes. he loves cars and watching scary movies and is the best at imessage 8 ball.

kattie: bro i got this dude hes a total brandon
sala: brooo no way my bf is a total brandon

by lovegreenbears March 18, 2022

Brandon and Elina

THE BEST RELATIONSHIP AND COUPLE EVERY!!! OMFG THEY'RE SO CUTE TOGETHER OH MY GOD LIKE OH MY GOD. ELINA HAS 10 PILLOWS ON HER BED AND BRADON SLEEPS ON 5 AND ELINA SLEEPS ON THE OTHER 5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Brandon isn't that athletic so she is the only person who likes him as he can not touch the bottom of a basketball net.

Omfg!! Brandon and Elina is so super thirsty couple but Brandon can't show her his 6 pack and gains as he has none.

by NathanJo Tarn March 21, 2022

Brandon

Brandon is a guy that just plays Minecraft and Fortnite all day and says 'your mum' to about every question you have to ask him.

'Hey Brandon, what is 1+2?'
'your mum'

by The know it all guy March 21, 2022

brandon latimer

very well might be the sexiest red haired man in the universe, once you lay eyes on a brandon latimer you may never find the same qualities in another man.

well damn susie, look at that model he thinks he is a brandon latimer

by magicman911 March 29, 2022

Go Brandon

A San Diego thank you between two men in a public bathroom.

It's halftime, let's go brandon.

by Lxver Bxy January 23, 2022

Brandon

An ass brother you will have. He will always beat you up and scar you for life (literally). He always smells like shit and ever day his hair is all messy. He is short for his age and his type of style for clothing is very bad.

"Damn, Brandon smells like dog shit!"

by Shredxvc January 25, 2022