Republiturd

-noun - adjective - \ri-ˈpə-bli-tərd\ - A person or persons (including corporations according to the republiturd supreme court since they are now a person) that puts corporate profit over and above the lives, livelihood, health, welfare, safety, or any sort of humane treatment. While trying to sound like a victim. This includes those of Republican, Democrat, and Independent (especially recently "converted" from "republican", and especially including the insane "Tea Party" (teabaggers).

George Bush (daddy and son), Dick Cheney, Joe Lieberman (more of a republiturd lapdog), Sarah Palin, Tea Party People, Democrats (blue dog or whatever) that consistently vote along Republican party lines).

The Republiturds in the Senate stopped a bill to provide health care to the first responders of 9/11, after touting them as American Heros for years before.

Republiturd by BobsWorld October 2, 2010

Republiturd

Variant of republitard. A generic inbred redneck asshat republican fucktard. Usually has more fingers than teeth and virtually no conception of reality. Likely to be spotted at a teabagger rally with a misspelled sign. Pronounces the word nuclear as "nuke-you-lar", as in "I'm fixin' to nuke those smelly brown folk with some nuke-you-lar weapons! Yee-haw!"

Sarah Palin, George Bush, and about 99.99999% of all republicans. Notable exceptions: Colin Powell, Robert Gates, and about 5 other guys who hope beyond hope that their political party hasn't been overrun by republiturds.

Republiturd by Casper the Dopest Ghost May 9, 2010

Republitroll 

a person who trolls by mumbling like a cranky old man, inserting random words that sound like attacks on liberal politicians.

A Republitroll would say:
"Rnmfnmfnf fmnf mfnmfn darn liberals rfmnr drfnmrf mrnfmdmn rfdmrnfmd rfmnmsfn american dream"

"mlemblme when i was a boy refmkrkl belkmdemlm elbmlmble uphill both ways bektmhnnrhk ekrvknerlmr blekbmbkmr kemblkbm young people these days don't value education!"

Republitroll by !Ngosi June 29, 2012

republitard 

One who identifies himself as a Republican but cannot intelligently debate a single Republican issue.

The republitard generally believes that global warming is a left wing myth and that we have an endless supply of oil. He will frequently remark that George W. Bush is "smarter than he seems". The republitard has a bitter hatred of Hillary Clinton but is unable to cite a single reason why, except to say that she's just a bitch. Some of the more radical republitards actually believe that Bill and Hillary are serial killers.

republitard by Artimus Jackson McGraw March 26, 2008

Republitarian

A Libertarian who displays attributes of the Republican Party, usually on Foreign Policy matters. Or a Republican who is socially Libertarian.

I'm a Republitarian because I'm pro capitalism, ok with gay people, abortions, want to never look at a tax hike again and I'm for a strong border and strong military.

Republitarian by LorieB June 17, 2008

Republitarian

A reformed Republican who saw the light and realizes that the Constitution means exactly what it says.

A Republitarian also knows however, that the Libertarian party as a whole isn't strong enough. He tends to vote Republican, since he knows that a Libertarian has no chance of getting into office. He also works to reform the Republican Party, and will question the Party on what he believes is wrong.

Some of the key issues a Republitarian doesn't stand with the Republican Party are:

Abortion
Drugs
Social Security/Welfare
Taxes(ocasionally)

Republitarians stand for freedom, pure and simple.

Republitarian by jonathon March 15, 2005

republitard 

A Republican that is retarded. This just happens to include all Republicans.

George W. Bush is a Republitard.

republitard by Mi1kman May 22, 2006